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Poo Patrol Sydney dog poo removal
we take your crap...seriously!
Sydneys First Pet Waste Removal Service
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Let the scent of "snags on the barbie" be the only essence your family & friends endure at your place.
We provide a weekly dog poo removal yard service to dog lovers throughout Sydney.
Using our high tech "Poover" we pick up the dog poo from your yard with our vacuum.
We then take the dog poop away with us.
......you will be doing the bindi dance again in no time.
As stinky dog poo in your back yard warms up in the warm winter sun, leaving it to bake a little extra does no favours to your lawn grass!
It also leaves your neighbours holding their nose & praying for a "FOR SALE" sign to appear out the front of your house.
The EWWW about
POO
Its Easy to get Started!
It Stinks
Its slippery when wet (woops)
Warm when fresh
Doesn't make good fertilizer!
When you mow over it, it disintegrates into a lovely fairy dust that gets sprinkled & spread all over your lawn & yard & inhaled into your lungs...yummo!
Dog waste is composed of such organic materials as nitrogen & phosphorus, as well as parasites, bacteria and viruses. Eggs from these parasites can linger in your soil for years before hatching.
Dogs on average poop 23 times a week!
If not properly disposed of, animal waste can be collected by storm water runoff & lead to the contamination of our public water supplies.
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Haven't you got better things to doo?
Call Us
1800 DOG POO
We come over
meet you & your
pal & assess your stinky poo situation.
We Vacuum up
your dogs poop with our "poover"
& take it away.
364 766
Any excuse will do..... we will pick up your dogs poo!
pregnant?
physically unable bend down (or get back up again!)
bad back?
disabled?
Which POO are YOU?
vision impairment?
tired of family arguments over whose "turn it is"?
Interesting Reading
the sight & smell of it repulses you.?
just too busy?
work, school, cooking, cleaning, driving, shopping, sleeping, playing, where does the time go?
DISCLAIMER
All poop appearing in this website are fictitious.
Any resemblance to real poop, fresh or old, is purely coincidental.
1800 DOG POO
your dogs business is our business
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